The State of The Music Business Is…*Buffering* *Buffering*

According to David Byrne, the music business is in real long-term trouble. According to Taylor Swift, everything is awesome! David Byrne was born in 1952. Taylor Swift was manufactured in a secret underground lab, stitched together using castaway parts of rejected Nickelodeon/Disney Channel child stars, in 1989.* Your own age probably is the best indicator of which argument you agree with: I suspect the older generations see a bleak future for a business in its death knells, incapable of sustaining its business model as low-revenue streaming sites increase in popularity; meanwhile, I suspect the younger generations see an exciting future for music centered around the unlimited potential of the internet. Then again, since most of you have children and dogs and loving spouses and stressful jobs to focus on, maybe you haven’t given any thought whatsoever to the state of the music business. Maybe I’m all alone on this one. Because all I have are cats. And cats, as you know, are surprisingly low maintenance. Not having to take them outside to poop, to school or soccer practice, or give them obligatory blowjobs twice a month, (unless they’ve been very good about not vomiting on the carpet, which never happens), has given me an enormous amount of free time to think about the state of the music business on my own terms. If you would indulge me– although I’m no Taylor Swift!–I would like to take a brief moment to share what I think about all of this.

I was born in 1969, so I find myself about halfway between David Byrne’s generation and Taylor Swift’s, which is interesting, as I agree with parts of both of their arguments. (If you tell anyone I agree with Taylor Swift I will cut you.)

Please bear in mind that I am approaching this subject purely as a consumer. I am not a musician, I cannot sing, and the idea of writing poetry fills me with dread. In my early 20s, after a stint in the Navy, I briefly considered pursuing a career in radio or as a wedding deejay…but I quickly abandoned those dreams, as I saw that radio was a sleazy business, and there was no money to be made in deejaying gigs. If you would like to see a brief overview of my musical consumerism over the years, I have footnoted it at the end of this post.†

I absolutely agree that, with the increasing popularity of smartphones and streaming services, the music business is changing, and changing in dramatic, unsettling ways that will devastate some. But I do not think that the music industry itself will be destroyed. That is unfathomable to me. You might as well worry about destroying laughter or driving love into extinction simply by outlawing Valentine’s Day. It cannot be done. Music is the human condition. Music cannot be destroyed. It will always be created. The question at hand, the question that worries David Byrne is “Will people still be able to make a living at it?” And, to be honest, questions like that that kind of make me angry.

Let’s chat about that anger for a little bit, shall we?

I think we can all agree that artists of all types live in a strange economic universe. Take me, the non-artist, as a counter example. I am a payroll specialist by trade. That is how I makes my money. To paraphrase Dustin Hoffman, I’m an excellent payroll specialist. I am not the best in my field, but I’m fairly competent. I am professional and efficient and oh my God I am putting myself to sleep just typing this bullshit who gives a fuck I mean really. I make less than $50,000 a year. (I actually make a lot less than $50,000 a year, I’m just rounding up to be vague, as well as to give you the impression that I make $50,000 a year, which I don’t.) Even if I am the best payroll specialist in North Carolina, I am never going to make more than that. I am trapped, so to speak, by the economic limitations of my profession. I am also living the staid, corporate 9 to 5 existence…the one musicians mock as being soul-destroying. (If I had a soul left, that type of mockery would hurt me.) But, when I look at the other numb, dead-inside payroll specialists that surround me, we’re all in the same economic boat. We all float along trying to survive on–again, this is ballpark–$25,000 to $50,000 a year. Now let’s look at professional musicians.

They don’t really play in the same ballpark with each other at all, do they? Some, if they’re lucky, get $100 a gig. And that’s if they’re lucky. And some get arrested at age 19 for speeding in their Lamborghini. The disparity between a struggling musician and one on top of their profession is incomprehensible.

When did this start? Music, musicians, and singers have been around for as long as civilization has existed. But when did the grotesque, fabulous wealth come into the picture? The first wildly rich musician that comes to mind was Elvis Presley. I’m sure there were others before him, but his are the first examples of excess that pop into my head. Him with his fleet of Cadillacs and stupendous drug habit and posse of leeches and hangers-on. The money flowed through his hands like water. Liberace lived extravagantly as well. So, in my mind, generally speaking, the fifties and sixties were the period when musicians started to gain access to unimaginable wealth. It hasn’t been that long, in other words: less than a lifespan. In my opinion, the David Byrneses of the world, the ones who succeeded in this business when enormous sums of money received for album sales were commonplace, they are the ones that are feeling the most shock from this transitional period in the music industry.

And you know, let’s flip the question. Let’s talk about those at the top. We never ask why it is, exactly, that successful musicians–not necessarily the most talented, mind you, simply the most successful–make so much goddamn money. But I think it’s a question worth asking. Because how can we worry about how the lowest among them are suffering if we cannot question why it is exactly that Justin Bieber owns a goddamn Lamborghini?

What does David Byrne consider to be so low a figure that artists can’t make a living? It would help if I knew. Because a lot of the consumers of the music–the ones who buy the concert tickets, the ones who buy the posters of “Stop Making Sense,” (did I just date myself with that reference or what), the ones who stream the music on their phones–make less then $35,000 a year, and they seem to “make a living.” They “get by.” Of course, some of them are on food stamps and WIC and don’t own cars…but they’re living. Millions of us are struggling in this country, not just artists. When did they forget that? When did it become expected that everyone would struggle except the struggling artist? When did writing/performing a popular song become synonymous with hitting the lottery? When did the valuation of that skyrocket? And is it reasonable to expect that standard to be maintained? I mean, I can’t be the only one disgusted by the very thought of the show Cribs.

Of course, I do not want musicians or songwriters to be exploited. I want them to be treated equitably. I want them to be able to make a living at what they do. But, you know what? That’s pretty much between them and their record labels. And record labels have been infamously fucking musicians over since record labels were created. Artists are creative people. And creative people are notoriously horrible with money. Their lack of understanding of it and failure to appreciate it, (see: Presley, Elvis. see: Hammer, MC. see: Nelson, Willie. see: Ever, Almost Any Musician. Except for maybe Joan Jett & David Bowie. They’ve invested wisely.), is part of the problem. When they’re not snorting their money up their nose, drinking it or injecting it into their veins, they’re assigning shady business managers to be responsible for it. (see: Joel, Billy.)

People are still spending their disposable income on music. But David Byrne has to understand that a)we have a lot less disposable income now that he thinks we have and b)it’s not our fault that your record companies aren’t sharing what we spend with you. We can only do so much. Whining about how you’re hurting isn’t making you too many friends in the $9.00 an hour crowd. Lars Ulrich from Metallica pulled that shit when Napster exploded onto the world ten years ago and I still hate that greedy little shit for it.

Because Taylor Swift is right.**** There is a lot to be excited about in this digital age.

We now have access to every song, musician, and style that we can think of. Sure, wandering through Goody Records or The Music Man or Tower Records or Licorice Pizza back in the day used to be fun…but those brick and mortar stores offered NOTHING in the way of selection the way that the internet does. With YouTube and iTunes, you can sample almost anything at the click of a button. You can discover new bands in ways that you would have never had discovered them before the Internet Age. You’re no longer simply bound to the boring constrictions of formatted, corporate radio. You can make your own playlist, discover your own next best thing, create the soundtrack to your life on your own. As I have said, I’m not an artist, but that has got to be exciting from an artistic perspective. The problem for artists being, of course, that the market is flooded with a million people just like them.

So, yes, I see this as a turbulent period for the music industry. Artists that were used to one type of revenue stream have had their lives completely upended by this new digital world. And I am sure that some of them have seen dramatic shifts in their income. They may have to get out of the business and become music teachers or accountants or truck drivers. But there will be others who will step into their place. Maybe this new set of songwriters will be more open to the idea of touring full-time. (Maybe this new set of songwriters will all be capable of singing their own songs, as making a living simply from songwriting seems to be, according to David Byrne, increasingly impossible to do.) Since they will not be familiar with what it feels like to write a hit song and watch the six-figure royalty checks come floating in, they won’t know what they’re missing. But the creative force is more powerful than how it is monetized.

Rock and roll was never supposed to be about money. When did we forget that? Was it when Steve Winwood sold out? It was supposed to be about rebellion and liberation and telling The Man to fuck off. And I’m pretty sure that people will want to do that regardless of how much money they make doing it.

That being said, of course I want the laws rewritten so that a more equitable share of the revenue from streaming music goes to the artists themselves. I am not happy that the record companies are raking in profits at the expense of their talent. (Fucking corporations, man.) But, again–that is a fight between the artists and their labels. I fully support the artists in that endeavor. But, when they come out publicly bitching about how unfair it is that people are streaming music, how ridiculous it is that people expect to listen to music for free, that is when they lose me. Would David Byrne have bitched when I recorded Burning Down The House off the radio in 1983? Was I stealing music then, as a fourteen year old, listening to my radio-recorded mix tapes? People are no more stealing music now then they were listening to the radio back in the day. The shocking thing, when you think about it, is that people are now subscribing to music streaming services when they used to get it for free.

Maybe the universe is simply realigning in this Digital Age. Maybe all of this is just karmic payback for Peter Frampton having the most popular live album of all time, something that I will never understand. Then again, people were doing a lot of drugs in the 70’s. But, if this realignment results in the show Cribs never being aired again because singers can no longer afford McMansions with infinity pools and pinball machines, I think it’s going to all be worth it.

Pretty much ever since the Internet was invented by Al Gore, people have been bemoaning the demise of a)newspapers; b)the movie industry; c)books; d)music; e)magazines; f)pornography. (Heh, just kidding about that last one. I just wanted to see if you were still paying attention.) They’ve all taken serious hits in one way or another…but they are all still very much alive as industries. They are learning to adapt to the new age. I mean, for example, porn is thriving, at least in my house. And I now subscribe to the New York Times. I never would have subscribed in print form. Christ…the subscription was too expensive. And who has time to read the goddamn New York Times? But I am a subscriber now, in spite of the fact that Maureen Dowd works there.

I really ought to get my money’s worth and find time to do their crossword puzzle.

Basically, what I’m trying to say is David Byrne needs to chill the fuck out. We’re not trying to burn down the house (eh? eh?) of music by streaming music. We’re simply trying to transcend the boundaries of what is possible. Which is exactly what music has been trying to do for centuries.

I expect the next few years to be exciting indeed.

*Allegedly.

† The first album I remember wearing the needle out on my little record player listening to was The Beach Boys’ Endless Summer double album. I was about 8. When I was 13, my mother let my choose a cassette from Columbia Record House. I chose John Cougar’s American Fool. When I was 14, I received a $25 Sears gift certificate, and with it I bought the cassette versions of the Police’s Synchronicity and Lionel Ritchie’s Can’t Slow Down.** And a basketball. And three 90 minute Memorex blank tapes, to record songs off the radio. ($25 dollars used to buy you a lot of shit at Sears, kids. What’s Sears? Oh, I’ll explain that to you later. But they had escalators and used to sell popcorn and bulk candy. The store smelled fantastic.) When I started converting to CDs in 1989, the first three CDs I bought were Fleetwood Mac’s Greatest Hits, Oingo Boingo’s Best of Boingo: Skeletons in the Closet and the Best of Berlin. When I started converting to downloads in 2010, the first album I bought electronically was The Jesus & Mary Chain’s 21 Singles. I had bought a few singles through iTunes by that point, and I needed a copy of their song Sometimes Always for a project I was working on, but the entire album only cost $6.99, so rather than simply buy the single I said fuck it and bought the whole thing. I’ve been buying my albums electronically ever since. With that I hope you can see that, despite the relatively embarrassing choices I made in my youth, music has been an important part of my life for as long as I can remember. (I can tell you I can’t remember anything else that I did when I was 13…but I remember buying music with that gift certificate.***)

**Shut up.

***I may have also gotten my first period that year. To quote Lionel Ritchie, I was not “dancing on the ceiling” over that, of that you can be sure.

****I said shut up.

Scalia Law

 

Are you as worried about the future of the country as I am? Are you as angry? Are you as frustrated? Do you feel as helpless or as impotent? Raise your hands. Ooh, that’s quite a lot of you. Now, please lower your hands if you think the solution to this country’s problems lie with the Tea Party, the Libertarian Party, #RandPaul2016, or any similar anti-government offshoot.

Suddenly I am writing to two people.

Well, like my mama always said, when the blogosphere hands you an audience of two, make the most of it by creating a passionate, angry, intellectual three-way. I look forward to your comments, you two.

It’s difficult for me to know where to begin. Of course I am writing today because of the recent Hobby Lobby ruling by the Supreme Court, but that is not the only reason. That decision, for those of you that don’t know, (and if you don’t know, why the fuck haven’t you been paying attention?), states that closely-held corporations have the right to express their sincerely-held religious beliefs when it comes to offering contraception to their employees through their healthcare plans, meaning that they don’t have to offer it. Here are the highlights of Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s dissent. If you don’t want to read them, she basically says–and I’m paraphrasing–“Fuck you if you think this isn’t a huge deal that is going to open a Pandora’s Box of lawsuits. And fuck you if you think access to contraception isn’t a basic necessity of healthcare. And a HUGE fuck you if you think saying that a corporation’s founder’s religious beliefs have more weight than the medical needs of the people he employs is not a huge deal.”

Basically.

The right-wing, naturally, sees this as a victory for freedom-loving Americans everywhere who hate government-overreach, but they fail to persuasively explain whose freedom was being hampered in the first place. As best as I can tell, corporate freedom was being hampered. How right-wing Americans can see this as a victory for actual people escapes me, as I’m sure it escapes them because I seriously doubt they’ve spent more than fifteen seconds thinking about the horrifying ramifications of this ruling.

“The ability of women to participate equally in the economic and social life of the Nation has been facilitated by their ability to control their reproductive lives.”  ~ Sandra Day O’Connor, 1992

I SHOULDN’T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS ISSUE.

I mean, as a forty-something lesbian who is never going to have to worry about being unexpectedly impregnated, this issue should generate this type of response from me:

Xena Fucks I Give

             You shoulda gone gay.

But see, the thing is, I’m a weird American. I try to support the rights of minorities and the oppressed. I try to live by the ideals so easily promulgated by the Republican Party that they seem incapable of actually supporting. And while I may be a lesbian, a group perhaps considered by some to be separate from real women, I am, at a more fundamental level, a feminist. Which means I support the rights of ALL women.

Even the ones who like penises.

The Republican Party is so fucked up on such a rudimentary basic level that I genuinely do not understand how anyone can support it. I particularly cannot understand how women, African-Americans, or gays can call themselves Republican. Support of the Republican Party, in my eyes, means that you are a deeply flawed individual incapable of seeing the big picture. If you are a Republican, it means that you are either a)a selfishly rich prick who cannot believe that you are being asked to contribute tax money to the country that made you great; or b)a deeply religious white person who cannot believe so many people of color are developing political power in this immigrant nation of ours.

Now that I’ve alienated you, hear me out.

Most of us white people are not rich. If you’re reading this, you’re not rich. If you were rich, your butler would be reading it to you. So, believe me, to quote my overlord Bill Clinton, I feel your pain. You are struggling to get by, just like the rest of us. Some of you couldn’t even afford to buy that second home after the housing market collapsed. Some of you had to put your kid in state school rather than send them to Georgetown or  Duke or Emory. I GET IT. Times are tough.

Some of us white people are literally the working poor. We live paycheck to paycheck. We have no education. We are lucky if we have health insurance. Some of us live at the whims of a corporation that employs most of the people in our town, paying us non-union wages as they pollute our air and water, immune from prosecution because they own our local politicians. In the case of North Carolina’s governor, Pat McCrory, who was employed by Duke Energy for thirty years, they ARE the politicians.

I know you’re struggling. But, believe me, turning to the Republican Party–or the Libertarian Party, for that matter–is NOT the answer. And I have to believe, on some fundamental level, you understand that. You really do.

Other than death, the biggest fear we have is that we will not be able to provide for our families. The fear of not being able to provide for our families propels us to endure jobs that we hate, to work two or three jobs, to travel 1,500 miles across international borders to make money. The workers of America have a genuine fear of being homeless, of losing everything. I get that. And the Republican & Libertarian Parties stoke those fears in you. But they don’t do it because they have your interests at heart. They stoke those fears so that you will be their political clout as they promote a pro-business agenda. Fearing people with different skin color is not the answer. Fearing people who are on welfare is not the answer. And loving Jesus certainly isn’t the answer. Jesus tells you to endure your suffering with grace and humility, as you will be rewarded for it in the afterlife. How is THAT for some shit? The highest power in the universe is telling you to shut up and take it and if you’re good and obedient you’ll get your reward in Heaven? I mean, I’m no expert on slavery but…fuck THAT. You fight for what you and your family need NOW.

The problem, of course, is that the “fight” has been divided between whites and people of color. (When I say “people of color” I am referring to Hindus, Mexicans, Muslims, Blacks…anyone who isn’t considered “Caucasian” these days. I hate calling them “minorities.” I think that word is diminutive and, since they clearly outnumber Caucasians, or soon will, it’s an oxymoron as well.)

White Americans don’t seem to understand the pyramid of capitalism. They don’t seem to understand capitalism, period.

Capitalism, in its purest form, is not designed to make you rich, honey. Oh, no.

Capitalism, in its purest form, wants to exploit you as a worker for the lowest wage it can provide you, with the minimal amount of comfort required, and it wants to spit you out when you become a burden upon it.

It hates unions and any rights that you wish to demand.

In short, capitalism is not your friend.

You should know this, of course, because you should have been taught American and World history. You should know how your great-great-grandparents and great-grandparents and grandparents suffered to make your life better. You should be proud of their struggles. You should admire their fight to unionize workers. You should support unions, because you should know that unions helped shaped the Middle Class that you sorely long for.

Except you don’t know any of it. You don’t appreciate your history. You think unions are trying to destroy America, and you think things like social security are destroying the American dream.

Except when you take your mother to the bank to cash her social security check, you don’t really hate America for it, do you? Of course not. You think she earned it. SHE’S not the one ruining America. It’s all the people of color that are ruining it. Not your mother, or your brother with one leg. They EARNED their checks. Because they’re Americans. And WHITE. It’s everyone else that doesn’t deserve the government handout.

It angers me how you can’t take your situation and apply to it a person of color. It makes me sick how you think “you earned it” while everyone who isn’t white is “milking the system.”

God, I’m so angry at you. I’m so angry at your fear, at your inability to love, at your close-mindedness. And yet you’re the Christian ones! I’m the atheist, the defiled one. How is it that I care more universally for people, despite fears for my own existence, than you do?

Oh, I’m scared to live. Believe me. There are a hundreds of reasons why I shouldn’t be here. I am an open target. To rape. To violence. To being attacked with no one to protect me. I live with fear every day. I refused to drive my car yesterday after I discovered that oil was dripping from it. I mean if that doesn’t scream cowardice, I don’t know what does. Childless, I know that I am going to live without familial love. I know that I am going to die alone. I know that I am going to be forgotten. Atheistic, I know that I am not going to be raised into Heaven, whatever that means.

No, really, what that does mean? What if you HATED someone on earth? But you were married to them for 40 years? But, Jesus, Mother of Christ, you couldn’t stand her.The sound of her voice, her stupid opinions, the way she laughed, her terrible cooking, the sloppy way she gave a blowjob…oh, my God, when she died it was the happiest day of your life…and then YOU die and learn you are going to have to spend ETERNITY with that woman?

And you call that Heaven?

Sigh.

I wish white Americans could realize which side their bread is buttered. It’s not on the side of the Republicans. The Republicans SAY they want to enrich you…but they only say that so you’ll vote for them.

Now, the Democrats since Bill Clinton have sung the same tune…which is revolting. The Democratic Party is as much in the pocket of corporate business as the Republican Party is. Maybe that’s why you are repelled by the Democratic Party. Because you realize what corrupt lackeys they are for the corporate entities you profess to hate. Which is true. But why can’t you see it when it happens in your party?

But the only party that will shift to workers is the Democratic Party. And, believe it or not, despite your grandiose beliefs and your $86,000 a year salary as a policeman, you’re a Democrat. The only reason you think you’re a Republican is because you’re afraid of immigrants and you don’t feel settled. You think you’re supposed to be protected because you’re white and you’re an American, goddammit. Well, goddammit, that’s not how it works! And that ‘s not the Democratic Party’s fault.

You know. I have been struck by the nationalistic beauty of the World Cup this past month. Have you been watching the World Cup? If you’re an American Republican, probably not, as that would mean admitting that other countries exist, that a global sport exists, and they are better at that sport than we are. So, of course, if you’re a Republican, you haven’t been paying attention to it.

You don’t have to be afraid of people, is I think what I’m trying to say.

I know we have this sort of ingrained fear that this man over here is going to take our stuff because he has a unibrow and smells like curry…but that’s not always true.

Republican people–your rights are being attacked by the leaders you have elected into office.

When you voted for that Republican, did you realize that you were going to have to ask whether or not your birth control was covered in their health care plan? Did you realize you would have to ask whether or not they were devout Catholics when you went for the job interview? Did you know that, when trying to get a job, your atheism and need for birth control, would be squared against that corporation’s beliefs? Did you even think a corporation had beliefs? I certainly didn’t. I was pretty sure they had no morals. All they want to do is make money. But, no. They have feelings.

That should scare all of us. Even those that hate government intervention.

Republicans call that “freedom”. The rest of the industrialized world calls that “insane.”

80 percent of women have used birth control in this country. This ruling is not isolated. It doesn’t relate to some abstract minority. It affects all women. Like it or not, we get our healthcare from our employer. Liberals don’t like that–we think that gives too much power to the people that employ us, as well as making our healthcare depend upon employment. Us liberals think that’s stupid. You should be entitled to affordable healthcare whether or not you have a job. But, whatever. Now, though, the Supreme Court says that the place you work at can refuse to cover fairly basic coverage for you. This should scare all women. Please refer to the quote from Sandra Day O’Connor that I referenced above. If you’re too disinterested to scroll up, here it is:

“The ability of women to participate equally in the economic and social life of the Nation has been facilitated by their ability to control their reproductive lives.”  ~ Sandra Day O’Connor, 1992

Having access to affordable birth control doesn’t make a woman a slut. It doesn’t make her hungry for sex. The fact that Republicans would even think that is revolting.

I know some women–Catholic women–that seem proud of this ruling. They seem to think it is the right thing. I feel sorry for them. I feel sorry that their passionate belief in conception is resulting in the further imprisonment of women. But I feel sorry for America as, what, five members of the Supreme Court belong to Opus Dei? Catholics strongly believe in procreation…and that is displayed on today’s Court. Of course, their love of life hasn’t compelled them to stop executions around the nation…but I suppose I should save that for another outrage.

I know I have taken too much of your time. Thank you for staying with me. I just have one more point to make and then you’re outta here.

Women do not rape men to have sex. It is, for the most part, incredibly easy for a woman to find a man to fuck her. MEN desperately want to have sex. They want it so bad that they fuck sheep and horses and cows and dead people and children. They don’t care. They want to fuck. They need to fuck. And somehow they blame all that passion on women. Women like sex well enough, but never enough to fuck a sheep. Or so I’ve learned in my experience.

And yet, this medicine has been invented–in recent years–that gives women the power to let those horny men, who want to fuck anything that moves the power to fuck them, this liberating medicine is being treated as a device on the right to make women feel bad about themselves.

Well Jesus Christ, ladies. You just need to stop it.

You shouldn’t have to live you life like that Dugger woman who spit out 22 children. That should be the exception to the rule. The Opus Dei leaders of this Supreme Court want that to be the rule.

Listen. It’s your vagina. You’re the one putting a penis in it.

Why am I the one that’s angry?